February 2012
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
most-awkward-moments:
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
So I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
